DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life
I usually don’t reblog these but oh my god
i love retail robin
That bird is on point.
yall dont understand how accurate
jesus christ, this is me